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Roger Beaujard's Stupid Place on the Intertubes It is what it is.

Metal musician. Primitive Recordings lifer. Filmmaker. Media builder. Chaos professional.

Roger Beaujard’s Stupid Place on the Intertubes

This is the central hub for everything Roger J. Beaujard is building, resurrecting, recording, filming, selling, archiving, reviewing, ranting about, or threatening to finish someday.

Project Portal

All Rog roads start here.

The main map for current projects, old projects, side projects, and future things that need a place to land.

active/current

Primitive Recordings

store, record label, mail order, retail shop, manufacturing/merch

Underground metal label, mail order, Las Vegas record/toy/movie/media shop, merch operation, and the business spine of the whole Primitive ecosystem.

active/current

Next Door

private membership media space, workshops, recordings, Q&A, member media nights

A private Las Vegas membership media space for approved members, workshops, Q&As, interviews, recorded sessions, member media nights, and curated creative events.

coming back / maintenance

Death Metal TV

video platform, archive, interviews, death metal media

A future underground death metal video bunker: interviews, scene reports, band profiles, history, reviews, submitted footage, and archival chaos.

returning

Primitive Podcast

podcast, interviews, old music/story archive

The Primitive Podcast is coming back: music, stories, old recordings, underground metal history, media nonsense, and conversations with people worth talking to.

active legacy / semi-active

Mortician

band, death metal, legacy

The band most people know Roger from: horror-obsessed, sample-heavy, drum-machine death metal with a long ugly shadow.

active / needs renewed push

Primitive Brutality

one-man band, death metal, grind

Roger’s long-running one-man death/grind project: vocals, guitars, bass, drum programming, old demos, reissues, unreleased riffs, and future damage.

active/in-motion

Filmmaking / Primitive Pictures

filmmaking, media production, IP engine, Pond5

The film and media wing: footage, weird experiments, shorts, production notes, Primitive Pictures, Pond5, DMTV crossovers, and the cult-cinema machine being assembled.

must preserve

Articles / Archive

writing, archive, blog, ramblings

Old internet Rog stays alive: rants, how-tos, music thoughts, reviews, weird science, programming, games, and dumb stuff that is now historical evidence.

active/link hub

YouTube / Video Hub

video, playlists, YouTube, Pond5

All the video junk: serious footage, YouTube nonsense, playlists, music videos, tutorials, Christmas parodies, Mortician, Primitive Brutality, and DMTV once it wakes up.

active/link hub

Bandcamp

music platform, audio

Bandcamp links for Primitive Recordings music projects, old demos, parodies, and side project weirdness.

supporting

Social Media

social, outbound links

The usual stalk-me links, cleaned up and current.

active transitioning / future expansion

Jolly Roger Flags / Jolly Roger Merch

custom flags, merch, printing, embroidery, future merch portal

Custom flags, back patches, shower curtains, oddball printed goods, small-run embroidery, and the future JollyRogerMerch.com evolution.

Latest Stuff

Recent posts from the archive stream.

September 1, 2018

Primitive Podcast

Well I finally decided to record myself rambling on about the old days, played some old tunes, and called it a podcast!

April 9, 2018

Things are brewing

I know I haven’t posted here in forever, maybe longer. Apologies. No. Fuck that. You get nothing. I’m not obligated to do…

Archive

Old Internet Rog stays findable.

Every old written piece is preserved. The rebuild adds labels and better paths instead of pretending the old internet never happened.