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Terms and Conditions of By using this website you agree to the following:
  1. You are at least 18 years of age.
  2. You will not complain or take offense to the content on this site from any user or the site owners unless it is illegal or copyright infringement. Use the proper methods on the site to report such content.
  3. You will never hold or it's owners responsible for anything ever anywhere at anytime.
  4. If you're a fucking jerk you will be banned. Totally subjective and up to us on this. Remember this ain't no democracy, this is our party and if you're a dick or a blight on the community you will be banned.
  5. You are restricted from use of the site if you meet any of the following criteria:
    1. You work for or are a subcontractor of the US Government
    2. You are affiliated with any organization that is against freedom of speech or restriction of thought
    3. You are a hipster (shave yer beard asshole, fuck I hope this trend ends soon)
  6. You agree to buy the owners of a beer or some marijuana (if legal where encounter occurs) if we happen to run into you in a bar or perhaps at a state fair, funds permitting of course. Oh, and we'll take one of those crazy ears of roasted corn with all those awesome spices on them. Mmmm, corn. Mmmm, ears...
  7. You agree to be cool to everyone here. If you are a dick you will be banished and we will shame you for being such a douche.
  8. Don't invite any assholes here! We will punish you as well as them. Your friends reflect your character, invite wisely.
  9. Your account may be terminated at our discretion at any time with zero recourse. If you repeatedly try to harass the people here with another account trying to get back in and we catch you we will post terrible pictures of you made with Photoshop. Pictures you won't be able to unsee. Pictures your family won't be able to unsee. That and if required your ass will be handed to the authorities. Don't fuck with our scene.
  10. You understand that this website can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your having fun!
  11. You may address us as "the wellspring from which you flow" if you are so inclined.
  12. You agree to use this site to have fun, push the metal scene forward, promote your friends, meet awesome freaks, and find new music.
If you violate any of these rules your account may be suspended and if appropriate we will hand your stupid ass off to the proper authorities. We will also publicly call you a "dick" and wish terrible luck upon you, your friends, and loved ones as well as totally ask the community to Photoshop your stupid ass in a bunch of embarrassing situations. Fuck you if you fuck up in here. This is our party and we want to have a cool party. If you don't agree to any of this go fuck yourself you may not use the site!